NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????
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so we have this piece of incredibly rare metal
incredibly rare cause it’s the only piece we have
let’s use it to protect steve rogers’ banging body
for the children
Anonymous said: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
new aesthetic: radiationpunk
- abandoned and destroyed buildings
- rusted radiation and fallout shelter signs
- gas masks
- bomb sirens
- informative posters on what to do if nuclear bombs start falling, what to do if you get radiation poisoning, etc.
- non-perishable food items
- atomic bombs and mushroom clouds
- geiger counter noise
A child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who’ve forgotten how to listen.
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