American girl who's probably singing a little too loudly and a little too much. I'm snazzy.
  • Odin:

    Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.

  • Thor:

    Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!

  • Loki:

    Me too!

  • Odin:

    You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.

  • - LATER ON -

  • Loki:

    Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.

  • Thor:

    LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!

  • Loki:

    Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.

  • Friends of Thor:

    Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.

  • Loki:

    ...I kind of never said that.

  • Loki:

    By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?

  • - SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -

  • Odin:

    Son, you're adopted.

  • Loki:

    WHAT.

  • Odin:

    Also you're a frost giant.

  • Loki:

    WHAT.

  • Odin:

    Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...

  • Loki:

    WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?

  • Odin:

    Um, political reasons.

  • Loki:

    SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...

  • Odin:

    I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.

  • Loki:

  • Odin:

    Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.

  • Loki:

  • Odin:

    So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...

  • Loki:

  • Odin:

    Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?

  • Loki:

    YOU-

  • Odin:

    Odinsleep!

  • Loki:

    GODDAMMIT.

  • Loki:

    YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.

  • Loki:

    SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.

  • Loki:

    YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.

  • Loki:

    GOD.

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timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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Sam Wolfe Connelly

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Sam Wolfe Connelly was born and raised in Northern Virginia. He became fascinated with drawing his obsessions with nature, the world around him and things that remained unseen. This led him to pursue a degree in Illustration at the Savannah College of Art and Design in Georgia.

He was not yet out of school when he started receiving his first commissions, and has been on the radar as an up and coming young illustrator. Sam enjoys drawing strangers on the subway, depicting haunted houses and continuing his fascination with honeybees.

His clients include Playboy Magazine, Hasbro, Night Shade Books, Plan Adviser Magazine, Evil Ink Comics, Virginia Living Magazine, Bitch Magazine, Bay State Parent, Eugene Weekly, Educational Leadership, Colors Magazine and Coheed & Cambria, and has shown work with the Spoke Art Gallery and Gallery Nucleus in California.

Sam is currently based in New York.